as you all probably know by now my mom got a puppy. it was back in february but mom's computer broke so i am just now getting to tell you about it. and, boy oh boy, do i have somethings to tell you! i really think she has lost her mind... why would she want a puppy when all she needs is me?
his name is Jig and i don't really like him. when he first came he was 3 months old and had absolutley no manners at all. mom says he was good boy and such a gentleman (can you see me rolling my eyes?) mom is always making a big deal of him. telling everybody what a good puppy he is and how easy he is to teach things to. (shes gone loopy in the head) good thing i am not the jealous type. he walks on a leash. SO! he rides in the car. SO! he is potty trained. NOT! he doesnt jump on people. SO! he sleeps in the crate all night and doesnt whine. SO SO SO SO SO!!! mom is always making such a big deal of him. it is enough to drive a dog to chase her tail!!
one of the first things he did was pee in the house! i know! disgusting, right? he jumps on me, rude, huh? (obviously he does not realize that I am the Princess Queen Bitch Border Collie). i always bite him on the nose to put him in his place but the dumb butt just keeps getting in my face and irritating me. when he first got here he couldnt even jump in the truck by himself. mommy mommy lift me up. give me a break! i think he is a suck up. and my mom still thinks hes great. (she is now officially koo koo for cocoa pops)
he is always running after me and pulling my tail and biting some of my hair out. i tried at first to scold him and tell him to stop but he keeps on doing it. the dude is not too bright. so now i mostly ignore him but he gets on my nerves. I am telling you that pup is one sheep short of a flock.
and then the very worst thing happened.. i am talking end-of-the-world-evil-bad. we went to work sheep with my mom's friend Eddy and his dogs, Shelia and Joe (i think Joe is kinda cute). of course, the little brat comes along as always. so i get to work sheep and watch the other dogs work. its fun like always. we work on driving and pace and shedding(my favorite thing). and then..... da da dummmmmm ... the evil-bad-earth-shattering thing happens.... mom ties me to the fence and takes Jig into the arena with all the sheep in it. Seriously?!? first im shocked, then i am kinda mad about it. how dare she? here she is telling me that i am her best girl and she loves me sooooo much and she ties ME to the fence. then i start laughing my head off... thinking what the heck is wrong with my mom??? has she gone crazy? i mean, can you imagine? that little pain in the arse trying to do what a border collie does? come on!! he cant even run right with those silly long legs of his. as much as i hate to, I do have to admit he did pretty good. for a dumb puppy, that is.
she seemed really happy when she and the brat were done. i guess that part is ok cause you all know i am all about seeing my mom happy! but now i suppose that that pain in the pup is gonna go work sheep with us all the time. YUK!
Honestly? between you and me... i think mom has lost her milk-bones.
